Thursday, 5 January 2012

Damn You Stupid Phone!

Today I wanted to do something fun after yesterday's touching post about the amazing Ben Breedlove. Sometimes, it's healthy to escape Serious for a bit and just let it all hang out.

This first batch is a bunch of SMS fails from damnyouautocorrect where real people post their texting fails. As someone with an IPhone, I can attest to its sex: it is a man! The stuff it changes my words into are downright pornographic. One time, I actually had to send it to Sex Addicts Anonymous because I swear it got my thumb pregnant.

Don't believe me? Then take a look:


damn you auto correct funny iphone fails and blunders

damn you auto correct funny iphone fails and blunders

damn you auto correct funny iphone fails and blunders

I personally love the one about the masturbating cherries! That made me laugh for an hour straight, I kid you not.

Now this last bit is more amusing than laugh-out-loud goodness. It's a rather weird widget I picked up on Widgetbox and its name is Barky. I spent twenty minutes chatting with this thing and, I must admit, it's pretty cool.

I dare you to ask him something nasty. The reply will surprise you!


DRC said...

hahaha...autocorrects make me laugh. Thanks for the giggle

T.D. McFrost said...

I literally spend hours at work laughing my ass off at my desk. The stuff on this site is HILARIOUS!

How was Barky? Did you ask him a nasty question?

Matthew MacNish said...

These are always so hilarious. Thanks for your help with Candace, T.D.!

T.D. McFrost said...

It is my pleasure! Thank you for sharing her story, else I would've never known.

farawayeyes said...

And I thought I wanted an iphone.

Cynthia said...

I can't stop smiling. I've had problems with iPhone text as well which is why I don't use it if I can avoid it. LOL

Tabitha said...

As one who's been autocorrected, I fully appreciated these. :) The stuff that gets changed is sometimes quite eye-opening. :)

Sara McClung said...

DYAC is my GO TO for needing a laugh. I post these as Friday Funnies on my blog sometimes. :)

Angela Cothran said...

Auto correct is by far the best thing about having an iphone. Your poor thumb. Does it feel violated? Too funny :)

Thanks for joining the character blogfest. I think it will be lots of fun.

T.D. McFrost said...

@farawayeyes: You had best pray the one you get is female, 'cause the dudes are pigs!

@Cynthia: I rather voice dial people. Texting with this phone is work and it can totally ruin moments, especially when you're trying to close with a girl you just met. X_X

@Tabitha: Hi Tabitha! Happy New Year! You haven't even seen the half of it. There's one where the dad text-raped his dog three times! O_o

@Sarah: Yes! More pretty ladies stopping by my home--I love it! Do you mid if I stalk you from now on? ^_^

@Angela: Another pretty face. Hi Ange, what's up?

And yes, my poor thumb was beyond ravished. The poor thing was scared of keypads and touchscreens for three months!

I can't wait for the character blogfest. I'm already setting aside snippets for the occasion.

The Golden Eagle said...

Sometimes I'm glad my phone can't text. :P LOL.

Thanks for coming by my blog!

Cassie Mae said...

Lol, I spend hours laughing my head off at this website. I do it all the time when I'm in a crappy mood. :)

Julie said...

So, you've earned my follow based on your comment on Matt's post...and then because the first two posts I read on your blog are SO me, it's ridiculous.
From one kindred spirit to's nice to meet you!

Also, the compliment is very much returned and appreciated. ;)
I look forward to seeing you around!

McKenzie McCann said...

I asked Barky to say 'butt sweat.' You were right. It did.

Also, if you like auto correct horrors, check out


Michael Offutt, Visitor from the Future said...

These are fun. Do you ever read Reddit? It's another website I recommend in finding internet memes.

DEZMOND said...

he he those were hilarious :)

Kelly Hashway said...

Very funny. Thanks for the laugh. :)

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Tracey Neithercott said...

Hahahaha. I love those. So these aren't from DYAC, but I thought I owe you a laugh after those. These are some of my favorites:


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