Today I wanted to do something fun after yesterday's touching post about the amazing Ben Breedlove. Sometimes, it's healthy to escape Serious for a bit and just let it all hang out.
This first batch is a bunch of SMS fails from damnyouautocorrect where real people post their texting fails. As someone with an IPhone, I can attest to its sex: it is a man! The stuff it changes my words into are downright pornographic. One time, I actually had to send it to Sex Addicts Anonymous because I swear it got my thumb pregnant.
Don't believe me? Then take a look:
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I personally love the one about the masturbating cherries! That made me laugh for an hour straight, I kid you not.
Now this last bit is more amusing than laugh-out-loud goodness. It's a rather weird widget I picked up on Widgetbox and its name is Barky. I spent twenty minutes chatting with this thing and, I must admit, it's pretty cool.
I dare you to ask him something nasty. The reply will surprise you!
@farawayeyes: You had best pray the one you get is female, 'cause the dudes are pigs!
@Cynthia: I rather voice dial people. Texting with this phone is work and it can totally ruin moments, especially when you're trying to close with a girl you just met. X_X
@Tabitha: Hi Tabitha! Happy New Year! You haven't even seen the half of it. There's one where the dad text-raped his dog three times! O_o
@Sarah: Yes! More pretty ladies stopping by my home--I love it! Do you mid if I stalk you from now on? ^_^
@Angela: Another pretty face. Hi Ange, what's up?
And yes, my poor thumb was beyond ravished. The poor thing was scared of keypads and touchscreens for three months!
I can't wait for the character blogfest. I'm already setting aside snippets for the occasion.
So, you've earned my follow based on your comment on Matt's post...and then because the first two posts I read on your blog are SO me, it's ridiculous. From one kindred spirit to another...it's nice to meet you!
Also, the compliment is very much returned and appreciated. ;) I look forward to seeing you around!
19 comments:
hahaha...autocorrects make me laugh. Thanks for the giggle
I literally spend hours at work laughing my ass off at my desk. The stuff on this site is HILARIOUS!
How was Barky? Did you ask him a nasty question?
These are always so hilarious. Thanks for your help with Candace, T.D.!
It is my pleasure! Thank you for sharing her story, else I would've never known.
And I thought I wanted an iphone.
I can't stop smiling. I've had problems with iPhone text as well which is why I don't use it if I can avoid it. LOL
As one who's been autocorrected, I fully appreciated these. :) The stuff that gets changed is sometimes quite eye-opening. :)
DYAC is my GO TO for needing a laugh. I post these as Friday Funnies on my blog sometimes. :)
Auto correct is by far the best thing about having an iphone. Your poor thumb. Does it feel violated? Too funny :)
Thanks for joining the character blogfest. I think it will be lots of fun.
@farawayeyes: You had best pray the one you get is female, 'cause the dudes are pigs!
@Cynthia: I rather voice dial people. Texting with this phone is work and it can totally ruin moments, especially when you're trying to close with a girl you just met. X_X
@Tabitha: Hi Tabitha! Happy New Year! You haven't even seen the half of it. There's one where the dad text-raped his dog three times! O_o
@Sarah: Yes! More pretty ladies stopping by my home--I love it! Do you mid if I stalk you from now on? ^_^
@Angela: Another pretty face. Hi Ange, what's up?
And yes, my poor thumb was beyond ravished. The poor thing was scared of keypads and touchscreens for three months!
I can't wait for the character blogfest. I'm already setting aside snippets for the occasion.
Sometimes I'm glad my phone can't text. :P LOL.
Thanks for coming by my blog!
Lol, I spend hours laughing my head off at this website. I do it all the time when I'm in a crappy mood. :)
So, you've earned my follow based on your comment on Matt's post...and then because the first two posts I read on your blog are SO me, it's ridiculous.
From one kindred spirit to another...it's nice to meet you!
Also, the compliment is very much returned and appreciated. ;)
I look forward to seeing you around!
I asked Barky to say 'butt sweat.' You were right. It did.
Also, if you like auto correct horrors, check out SmartphOWNED.com.
Link:
http://www.smartphowned.com/?ftimg
These are fun. Do you ever read Reddit? It's another website I recommend in finding internet memes.
he he those were hilarious :)
Very funny. Thanks for the laugh. :)
Hahahaha. I love those. So these aren't from DYAC, but I thought I owe you a laugh after those. These are some of my favorites:
http://pinterest.com/pin/64176363409691770/
http://pinterest.com/pin/64176363409602271/
:)
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