Friday, 29 April 2011
Friday Wonder Ponder #7
Say farewell to another superb week and welcome a new and exciting weekend!
Today is the Royal Wedding of Kate Middleton and Prince William. My best regards to the young couple and I sincerely wish them well in the future.
I don't like following trends or succumbing to peer pressure, but for the life of me I can't escape the newest fad that's sweeping the male population.
What is this, you ask?
"This" is they, and they come in all shapes, colors and sizes. Some fly, some have horns, but what is synonymous about them is their long gorgeous locks, hooves and snout. Yes people, I regret to inform you that I like My Little Ponies: Friendship is Magic.
I used to flee at the sight of them at toy stores, or whenever my sister watched them on TV, but now...I.CANNOT. HELP.MYSELF!
Is this some kind of voodoo? Like the one supposedly employed by Pokemon to infatuate people of all ages and creeds?
I tried blocking the Youtube string for anything remotely related to ponies, but every time I sit at work, alone at my desk, I think of Wind Whistler, my most favorite pony of all.
Look at that face. Look at that hair. Oh god, someone HELP ME!
Am I becoming a woman?
No offense to you ladies, but I can't handle having boobs, periods and fighting over shoes.
Please, if any guys out there have found a way to get over this "thing", a My Little Pony Rehab, if you will, please, by all means SAVE ME, man!
This pandemic has brought a very interesting query to mind, so on this the seventh Wonder Ponder, my question to you is simple: What were some of the toys you loved as a kid/adult?
Have a healthy and holy weekend!